Name: Bed, Bath and Beyond (Wedding Registry)
Duration: P00H02M50S
Description: Who better to give wedding advice than Richard and Sandy, with five marriages between them.....(OK---that's just 2 for Sandy and 3 for Richard. We're done, now.)

Bed, Bath and Beyond (Wedding Registry)

from "UNPRESIDENTED" Parodies by Sandy and Richard Riccardi

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Who better to give wedding advice than Richard and Sandy, with five marriages between them.....(OK---that's just 2 for Sandy and 3 for Richard. We're done, now.)

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Your big wedding has a lotta lotta getting of the items that you need to succeed in life
The nice dishes that you’ll use to make delicious meals
And salad spinners, pots pans and a paring knife
And oyster forks and lemon forks and forks for hot fondue
And blenders, toasters, shower curtains, towels for the loo
And sheets on which your guests all know just what you’re gonna do
All in the bed, the bath and beyond!

Your second wedding is the meeting and duetting of two people who both have way way way too many things
In order to permit the blending of these piles of sh...eets and pillowcases, dishes pots and pans and rings you gotta give away a lot of stuff you did accrue
Two blenders and two vacuums and two sets of curtains, too
And it’s tacky asking people twice to give more stuff to you
All for the bed the bath and beyond

Your third wedding sees your registry at Walgreen’s for a good supply of Polygrip and Lipitor
A big walk-in tub that’s perfect for two people, and an IHOP gift certificate, and not much more
Some Ibuprofen, Icy Hot and cases full of wine
Some tickets to the theater, and fuzzy slippers fine
And just two Costco coffins ‘cuz they come in sets of nine, all for the Bed, the Bath and Beyond!

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from "UNPRESIDENTED" Parodies, released June 8, 2017
Recorded by Nat Aslaksen at Cinnabar Theatre. Words and Music by Sandy and Richard Riccardi.

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Sandy and Richard Riccardi San Francisco, California

Rosie O'Donnell declared Sandy and Richard "MY FAVORITE NEW SINGING SONGWRITING TEAM" on Twitter this March. San Francisco- based Comedy Cabaret Couple, Sandy and Richard Riccardi are satirizing every thing within reach of a piano, specializing in progressive parody. Over 35 million views on social media. ... more