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Chocolate Cake and 18 Holes

from "UNPRESIDENTED" Parodies by Sandy and Richard Riccardi

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Written the day after Trump sent 59 Tomahawk missiles to bomb an airbase in Syria, doing very little damage, presumably just to flex his new presidential powers, boost his abysmal approval ratings and distract America from his increasingly intriguing Russian connections. When asked how he heard about how the mission went, he described in detail the perfect chocolate cake he was eating at his golf resort, then proceeded to talk about how he had just bombed Iraq. (It was Syria).

lyrics

Chocolate Cake and 18 Holes
Help you forget your abysmal polls
But just shout “Fore” before you drop that bomb

Chcolate cake and 18 holes
Help you forget those Russian moles
And blowing up an airbase fills one with such calm (even when it's empty)

What kind of cake should they bake for me
Now that we are bombing old Afgani
Next week let’s bomb Germany
And take all their cake from their bakery (oh German)

Chocolate cake and 18 holes
Help you reach your presidential goals
Just drop a bomb and have a past-er-y

Life’s as good as it’s gonna get
Think of all the lands we haven’t bludgeoned yet!
I feel just like Marie Antoinette! What’s for dessert? Cake?
Angel food cake? Devil’s food cake? Impeach pie? Mm?

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from "UNPRESIDENTED" Parodies, released June 8, 2017
Recorded by John Simon. Words and Music by Sandy and Richard Riccardi. Piano arrangement by Richard Riccardi.

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Sandy and Richard Riccardi San Francisco, California

Rosie O'Donnell declared Sandy and Richard "MY FAVORITE NEW SINGING SONGWRITING TEAM" on Twitter this March. San Francisco- based Comedy Cabaret Couple, Sandy and Richard Riccardi are satirizing every thing within reach of a piano, specializing in progressive parody. Over 35 million views on social media. ... more

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