Name: I Used To Love A Gynecologist
Duration: P00H04M12S
Description: This is our filthiest song. When we perform it in front of an audience that includes my parents, my mom slithers under her seat and dies of embarrassment. My father writes us three additional verses.

I Used To Love A Gynecologist

from "UNPRESIDENTED" Parodies by Sandy and Richard Riccardi

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This is our filthiest song. When we perform it in front of an audience that includes my parents, my mom slithers under her seat and dies of embarrassment. My father writes us three additional verses.

lyrics

In all my endeavors to find a great lover
I must say I’ve met with great variation
When all is said and done under the cover
Love is simply a hazard of his occupation

I used to love a gynecologist
I used to think he was a doll
It turns out he was a misogynist
He said, “You seen one, you seen ‘em all”

I used to love a rich optometrist
But everytime we were in bed
He said “Which do you like better, One? Or Two? One? or Two?”
It drove me off my blinking head

The lawyer was smart and handsome
but a stickler for detail
He made me sign on the dotted line
In the event his equipment should fail

I used to love a family dentist
But he had such an irritating trait
While making amor he’d shout, “That’s a three! That’s a four!
Now a seven. And oh GOD, an eight!”

The philosopher only thought about doing it
The mortician kept saying “Hold still’
The landscaper tried hard to mow my front yard
The cable guy came late then sent me a bill

Then on a pianist I did settle
He got the fingering just right
He knew the purpose of the middle pedal
And keeps me singing all night!

credits

from "UNPRESIDENTED" Parodies, released June 8, 2017
Recorded by Nat Aslaksen at Cinnabar Theatre. Words by Sandy Riccardi. Music by Richard Riccardi.

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Sandy and Richard Riccardi San Francisco, California

Rosie O'Donnell declared Sandy and Richard "MY FAVORITE NEW SINGING SONGWRITING TEAM" on Twitter this March. San Francisco- based Comedy Cabaret Couple, Sandy and Richard Riccardi are satirizing every thing within reach of a piano, specializing in progressive parody. Over 35 million views on social media. ... more