Name: N.C. Hoo-Hoo Inspector
Duration: P00H01M42S
Description: Just how do they plan to enforce those transgender bathroom laws?

N.C. Hoo-Hoo Inspector

from We Need A Little Xanax by Sandy and Richard Riccardi

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Just how do they plan to enforce those transgender bathroom laws?

lyrics

I’m a brand new true blue hoo hoo inspector
In the beautiful state of old North Carolina, If you come in here to pee,
And I think the she’s are he’s,
I’ll just have to make sure you really do ha-Va-gi---ant birth certificate

I’m brand new true blue hoo hoo inspector
Watching you every time you go to the can
Gotta check your fanny to make sure you’re not a tranny
Oh Excuse me Miss Ann Coulter! I thought you were a man!

It’s all to keep perversion at bay
(to prevent depravity)
(rest) to keep all the perverts away
I get to search your cavity!
Mwahahaha! God I LOVE this job!!

I’m a brand new true blue hoo hoo inspector
And I need to know if you hail from Mars or Venus
Gotta take a little peek at your God-given physique,
Sir I really do need to see with some speed your pee-----ces of identification

Tag: Hey Lady, what’s your story
Oh! I didn’t recognize you in that wig Pat McCrory
But thank you for the job!
Cuz nothing could be finer than to pee in Carolina every morning!

credits

from We Need A Little Xanax, released February 2, 2017
Words and Music by Sandy and Richard Riccardi

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Sandy and Richard Riccardi San Francisco, California

Rosie O'Donnell declared Sandy and Richard "MY FAVORITE NEW SINGING SONGWRITING TEAM" on Twitter this March. San Francisco- based Comedy Cabaret Couple, Sandy and Richard Riccardi are satirizing every thing within reach of a piano, specializing in progressive parody. Over 35 million views on social media. ... more