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The Ammosexual Bundy​-​Boy Song

from We Need A Little Xanax by Sandy and Richard Riccardi

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Remember those Bundy Boys who've been Jonesing for an armed insurrection for years now? Not saying they didn't have a case, but when you take over government property using weapons, and you hunker down, but you forget to bring snacks, and everyone sends you bags of Gummy Weiners, maybe you're going about it all wrong. Best names for this terrorist organization? Y'AllQaeda, Vanilla ISIS, and the Yee-Hawdists.

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Feeling the heat rise
It’s making me squirm
The tension is mounting
But I’m standing firm
Now I gotta bone up
On freedom fighting skill
Will there be a stand-off?
Oh God I hope there will

Cuz I got One Big Insurrection Erection
Feeling an urge to insurge
I’m talking ‘bout one big need for a freedom injection
Knowing that we’re on the verge
Craving the day when we riddle the federal socialist tyrannist fascist militia with lead. All dead.

Don’t tread on me,
I’m ready to strike,
They’ve got their drones,
and I’ve got my…. pike?
But bring it on cause
down I will hunker
Just please send me snacks
and beer for my bunker

I got One Big Insurrection Erection
Feeling an urge to insurge
I’m talking bout one big need for a freedom injection
Knowing that we’re on the verge
Craving the day when I finally get to release all the righteousness built up inside of my gun
Won’t it be fun?

I want it so bad my digits are twitching
The double-set triggers in my britches are itching
My musket I will fondle
repeatedly from dawn till dusk

I got a big confession
I’m jonesing for secession
Or a posse comitatus
(though no one’s really fought us)
Come rifle through my pockets
and you are gonna feel
A martyr who is harder than rock or Basteel

Cuz I got One Big Insurrection Erection
Feeling an urge to insurge
I’m talking bout one big need for a freedom injection
Knowing that we’re on the verge
Craving the day when we violently throw over all
of the laws and the
rules we set up from the start. Real smart. Mmmm. Send snacks. Mmmm...

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from We Need A Little Xanax, released February 2, 2017
Words and Music by Sandy and Richard Riccardi

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Sandy and Richard Riccardi San Francisco, California

Rosie O'Donnell declared Sandy and Richard "MY FAVORITE NEW SINGING SONGWRITING TEAM" on Twitter this March. San Francisco- based Comedy Cabaret Couple, Sandy and Richard Riccardi are satirizing every thing within reach of a piano, specializing in progressive parody. Over 35 million views on social media. ... more

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