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A loving song about nighttime marital intimacy.

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When your CPAP blows into my ear, dear
When your CPAP blows into my ear
To sweet dreams I’ll arrive, cuz I know you’re alive
When your CPAP blows into my ear, dear

When you poot those dainty little poots, toots
When you poot those dainty little poots
I will try to stay calm though it smells like napalm
When you poot those dainty little poots, toots

How I wail when your toenail impales me
When you snore the whole floor seems to shake
First you’re hot, then you’re cold
It’s my age, so I’m told
But without you I’d never wish to wake

Though your knee is sticking in my side, bride
Though your elbow looms dangerously near
I will still hold you tight and be glad through the night
When your CPAP blows into my ear

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from "UNPRESIDENTED" Parodies, released June 8, 2017
Recorded by Nat Aslaksen at Cinnabar Theater. Words and music by Sandy and Richard Riccardi. Sung by Sandy and Richard Riccardi.

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Sandy and Richard Riccardi San Francisco, California

Rosie O'Donnell declared Sandy and Richard "MY FAVORITE NEW SINGING SONGWRITING TEAM" on Twitter this March. San Francisco- based Comedy Cabaret Couple, Sandy and Richard Riccardi are satirizing every thing within reach of a piano, specializing in progressive parody. Over 35 million views on social media. ... more

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