The Trump Horcrux Song

by Sandy and Richard Riccardi

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Keep Calm and Find Trump's Horcruxes!


Horcrux number one is hidden
In Donald’s own toupee
And if you do dare to touch his hair
Your soul will be sucked away

Horcrux the second’s growing fecund
In a peculiar place
The bush is thick, so pull it quick
The mandrake with Spicer’s face

Horcrux number 3 was hidden down in the bow’ls
of Kelly Anne Conway’s soul
Shriveled dry by every lie and stolen by owls
then fed to a nasty troll

Horcrux number 4 is in the trickiest place
To find it would be an art
Deftly hidden in a tiny
Rock better known as
Paul Ryan’s cold dead heart

Horcrux number 5 is in a deep pit of sand in
Mar-a-lago Resort
If you try to dig you will be swallowed up and then
baked in a chocolate torte

Horcrux number 6 is hidden
In Mitch McConnell’s chin
It waddles and shakes and then it takes
Your healthcare (and with a grin)

The last piece of soul lives in the
Nesting dolls of Putin
Decreasing in size, they hide the cries
Of the tormented soul within
The search you must now begin...
McGonagall needs her gin…...


released June 29, 2017



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Sandy and Richard Riccardi San Francisco, California

Rosie O'Donnell declared Sandy and Richard "MY FAVORITE NEW SINGING SONGWRITING TEAM" on Twitter this March. San Francisco- based Comedy Cabaret Couple, Sandy and Richard Riccardi are satirizing every thing within reach of a piano, specializing in progressive parody. Over 15 million views on social media. ... more

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