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An original tune. We have a lot of fun with this in our live show, frequently opening with the whole show by throwing out rolls of paper towels, ala Trump-in-Puerto-Rico. It's amazing how many rallies he has held for himself to celebrate winning the election. He still goes to other candidate's rallies, supposedly to endorse them, but he always ends up talking only about himself and how he won, you know...Wisconsin. Bigly.
P.S. He really does have one black man who likes to come to Trump rallies, and hold up a sign that says "Blacks For Trump". They always put him behind Trump during his speeches, so that on camera the audience looks a little bit less blond. His name really is Michael, and he is certifiably insane.
lyrics
I have reached the top, as high as I can go,
Yet I don’t feel myself, My spirit is so low
I need to make a plan, my ego now to feed
But wait! I know exactly what I need……..
A rally, a rally, I think I’ll hold a rally
A rally’s what I’m needing to feel whole
A rally, a rally, oh let’s not dilly-dally
Chop Chop! Just rent the hall, and in they’ll stroll
I hear the people cheer, “Lock her up! Lock her up!”
I hear the people shout “Build that wall!”
I hear you chant my name, and I revel in my fame
When this is done I might just hit the mall
(and hold a)
Rally, a rally! I’ll hold one in the alley
Just anywhere the crowds might gather
Let’s not work because I’d rather
Blather, because on your praise I thrive
And a rally makes me feel alive
Hey!
The floods in Houston are a way
I can get crowds to come and hear me talk about my numbers,
How I won Wisconsin bigly
And Missouri makes me giggly
“What a great crowd! What a turn out! My ratings are tremendous!!”
A rally, a rally
So what’s the final tally? A tally for my rally would be fine
Let’s start a new election cycle
Staging! Where’s my black man, Michael?
A rally? I feel divine
Sandy and Richard RiccardiSan Francisco, California
Rosie O'Donnell declared Sandy and Richard "MY FAVORITE NEW SINGING SONGWRITING TEAM" on Twitter this March. San Francisco-
based Comedy Cabaret Couple, Sandy and Richard Riccardi are satirizing every thing within reach of a piano, specializing in progressive parody. Over 35 million views on social media....more
