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So Donald felt like it was time to drop a bomb. Not for any great reason that we can discern. In our humble opinion, it was just time to play with his new toys and beat his spray-tanned chest. He bombed a Syrian airbase, but apparently tipped them off in advance so everyone could vacate the premises, and he left it fully operational, 59 Tomahawk Missiles later. Apparently Ivanka told him to do it. When asked gushingly and excitedly by a reporter (Fox Business host Maria Bartiromo) about where he was when he heard it had happened, he talked mostly about the beautiful chocolate cake he was eating at Mar-a-Lago when he heard, and he mistakenly called Syria "Iraq". (What-evuh.) One week later he bombed Afghanistan. Original tune by Richard Riccardi.

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Chocolate Cake and 18 Holes
Help you forget your abysmal polls
But just shout “Fore” before you drop that bomb

Chocolate cake and 18 holes
Help you forget those Russian moles
And blowing up an airbase fills one with such calm (even when empty)

What kind of cake should they bake for me
Now that we are bombing old Afgani
Next week let’s bomb Germany
And take all their cake from their bakery (oh German)

Chocolate cake and 18 holes
Help you reach your presidential goals
Just drop a bomb and have a past-erie

Life’s as good as it’s gonna get
Just think of all the lands we haven't bludgeoned yet!
I feel just like Marie Antoinette! What’s for dessert? Cake?
Angel food cake? Devil’s food cake? Impeach pie? Mm?

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from Political Snarkasm (with one home​-​brewed bonus track at the end), released July 8, 2018

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Sandy and Richard Riccardi San Francisco, California

Rosie O'Donnell declared Sandy and Richard "MY FAVORITE NEW SINGING SONGWRITING TEAM" on Twitter this March. San Francisco- based Comedy Cabaret Couple, Sandy and Richard Riccardi are satirizing every thing within reach of a piano, specializing in progressive parody. Over 35 million views on social media. ... more

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