We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.
/

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $1 USD  or more

     

  • Buy the Full Digital Album

about

An original, imagined from the point of view of the First Lady.

lyrics

Ven ve started it was veekly trips to Paris
My life vas Tiffany’s and Cartier
De Kobe beef and caviar dey made me feel just like a star
De memories stay wit me to dis day

At tea, my toast is always topped with truffles
De liposuction keep me looking fey
My heart is pumping liqvid gold, but his shenanigans get old And now I stand before you and I say:

Dere is not enough Dom Perignon in de
world to put up with dat man
Dere is not enough fine caviar in de world in de
jar or de can

He never met a mirror dat he didn’t like
He never met a back he didn’t stab
He never met a crooked deal he couldn’t strike
He never met a hoo hoo dat he didn’t grab
Dere is not enough Dom Perignon in de
world to put up with dat man

I vas only tryink to improve my qvality of life. Can you blame me?….Oh shut up, or I vill slap your tiny hand

Oh de yachts and pearls and diamonds were exqvisite
Saks Fifth Avenue was “slumming” for de day
I didn’t mind de sex, it was just like de side-effects
of a new drug, (highly unpleasant), but worth it all de vay

Oh de man had such a yuge naked ambition
Trust me, dat’s de only ting you’d vant to see
I got real good at fakin’ it as long as I was rakin’ it in...
but den one day it dawned on me …..

Dere is not enough Dom Perignon in the world to put up with dat man
Dere is not enough fine caviar in de world in de jar or de can
He never met a mirror dat he didn’t like
He never met a back he didn’t stab
He never met a crooked deal he couldn’t strike
He never met a pooooosy that he didn’t grab

De lovely riviera couldn’t make me unaware of de disgusting pig I married on dat day
Dere is not enough Dom Perignon in de world to put up with dat man
Dere is not enough Dom Perignon in de world to put up with dat man

credits

from Political Snarkasm (with one home​-​brewed bonus track at the end), released July 8, 2018

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Sandy and Richard Riccardi image

Sandy and Richard Riccardi San Francisco, California

Rosie O'Donnell declared Sandy and Richard "MY FAVORITE NEW SINGING SONGWRITING TEAM" on Twitter this March. San Francisco- based Comedy Cabaret Couple, Sandy and Richard Riccardi are satirizing every thing within reach of a piano, specializing in progressive parody. Over 35 million views on social media. ... more

contact / help

Contact Sandy and Richard Riccardi

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this track or account