Everyone Knows It's Christie

from Political Snarkasm (with one home-brewed bonus track at the end) by Sandy and Richard Riccardi

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Words by Matt Levin. Used with permission.

Too much fun to sing and play! A singable meme about Governor Chris Christie, who closed a public beach in NJ so he could have it to himself.
Background vocals: Richard Riccardi
Flute and tambourine: Sandy Riccardi

Parody apologies to Ruthann Friedman.

lyrics

Christie, Parody lyrics by Matt Levin

Who’s stretched out on the beach in New Jersey?
Who’s all alone in claiming the sand?
Who gets the perks because he’s the gov’nor?
Everyone knows it’s Christie.

Who thumbs his nose at all of New Jersey?
Who’ll never play with the E Street Band?
Whose July Fourth was bound to be lonely?
Everyone knows it’s Christie.

And Christie likes sea-side naps
Underneath his base-ball caps.
Watch Christie’s career collapse
Little left to lose
(little left to lose, no pride left to lose).
And Christie likes sea-side naps
Underneath his base-ball caps.
Watch Christie’s career collapse
Little left to lose
(little left to lose, no pride left to lose)

Who’s got a free beach house in New Jersey?
Who’s made the state his private resort?
Who’s king of the political bullies?
Everyone knows it’s Christie.

Who’s stretched out on the beach in New Jersey?
Who’s all alone in claiming the sand?
Who gets the perks because he’s the gov’nor?
Everyone knows it’s Christie.

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from Political Snarkasm (with one home-brewed bonus track at the end), released July 8, 2018

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Sandy and Richard Riccardi San Francisco, California

Rosie O'Donnell declared Sandy and Richard "MY FAVORITE NEW SINGING SONGWRITING TEAM" on Twitter this March. San Francisco- based Comedy Cabaret Couple, Sandy and Richard Riccardi are satirizing every thing within reach of a piano, specializing in progressive parody. Over 35 million views on social media. ... more