Give the white supremacists a nod
Tell the Christian right that you found god
Take away the women’s rights we’ve had for 50 years
Hang out with the ku klux klan then crucify the queers

Fire everyone who calls your bluff
Vilify the ones who say “enough”
That leaves one thing more before we’re through
One little thing from me for you to do

Kiss My Rump Donald Trump
I’d never vote for you
Not if you were the last man standing
Kiss my rump Donald Trump
If you attempt a coup
Your ass to you we will be handing


Build a fence to keep protesters out
Hunker in your bunker, tweet and pout
Tell the cops to go ahead and up brutality
Law and order is a premise fascists all decree

Drink some bleach to clean your molecules
Push hydroxychloroquine to fools
Keep denying your ineptitude
But here’s one little task you must include

Kiss My Rump Donald Trump
I’d never vote for you
Not if you were the last man standing
Kiss my rump Donald Trump
If you attempt a coup
Your ass to you we will be handing

I’ll try to be succincter but your mouth looks like a sphincter

Your squinty eyes reveal to me narcissistic personality

Your tiny-fingered sausage links
are far too small to hold your drinks

So get some help in your defense

From your disgusting sycophants


Tell McCain he’s not a war hero

After all, why not? You didn’t go

Tell me how you plan to keep the press from telling facts

Tell me how you won th’election without Russian hacks

Flush the Grand Old Party down the drain

Have a bromance with Vladmir Pu-tain

Summon all the bigots in the country from their caves

Is this the way a president behaves


Kiss My Rump Donald Trump
I’d never vote for you
Not if you were the last man standing
Kiss my rump Donald Trump
If you attempt a coup
Your ass to you we will be handing
Kiss My Rump Donald Trump
I’d never vote for you
Not if you were the last man standing
Kiss my rump Donald Trump
If you attempt a coup
Your ass to you we will be handing
Your ass to you we will be handing
Your ass to you we will be handing