Give the white supremacists a nod

Tell the "Christian Right" that you found God

Take away the women’s rights we’ve had for fifty years

Hang out with the Ku Klux Klan, then crucify the queers


Build a wall to keep the for’ners out

Tell a Californian there’s no drought

That leaves one thing more before we’re through

One little thing from me, for you to do


Kiss My Rump, Donald Trump

I’d never vote for you

Not if you were the last man standing

Kiss My Rump Donald Trump

Your winning days are through

Your ass to you we will be handing


Lie about the businesses you’ve sold

Leave your wives before they get too old

Go grab ‘em by the pussy then pretend it’s not a crime

Cuz clearly you’re a pervert and your heart is full of slime


Talk of women like they’re pigs and whores

State they’re only useful on all fours

Use Mick Jagger’s music till you’re sued

But here’s one little task you must include


Kiss My Rump, Donald Trump

I’d never vote for you

Not if you were the last man standing

Kiss My Rump Donald Trump

Your winning days are through

Your ass to you we will be handing


I’ll try to be succincter

But your mouth looks like a sphincter

Your squinty eyes reveal to me

A narcissistic personality

Your tiny sausage fingers are

Too small to hold your fat cigar

How nice a so-called billionaire

would take away Obama-care


Tell McCain he’s not a war hero

After all, why not? You didn’t go

Tell me how you plan to keep the press from telling facts

Tell me how you won th’election without Russian hacks*


Flush the Grand Old Party down the drain

Have a bromance with Vladimir Pu-tain

Summon all the bigots in the country from their caves

Is this the way a president behaves?

Kiss My Rump, Donald Trump

I’d never vote for you

Not if you were the last man standing

Kiss My Rump Donald Trump

Your winning days are through

Your ass to you we will be handing

Kiss My Rump, Donald Trump

I’d never vote for you

Not if you were the last man standing

Kiss My Rump Donald Trump

Your winning days are through

Your ass to you we will be handing

Your ass to you we will be handing

Your ass to you we will be handing