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The First Daughter thing was really weird for a while there, wasn't it? It was like Trump decided Ivanka would substitute for the First Lady while Melania took the tax-payer-hemorrhaging luxury of staying home in NYC. In the meantime, Ivanka would set up office in the West Wing and be "an adviser" to the President. Trump also says awkwardly sexual things about his daughters. ("If she wasn't my daughter, I'd be dating her." "I don't know what her (tits) are going to look like when she grows up." "Yes, you could say she's a hot piece of ass.") Is this really the only way that he knows how to relate to a woman? Sexually, or in the case of women he disagrees with, hatefully. Another inspiration for this song is the complicity of Ivanka and Jared regarding all the shady goings-on with the Russians and the election.

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When Jared tries to wear red ties
Or drive me in his new Bugatti
He might be cute ‘nhis Armani suit
But my heart belongs to Daddy

You may decline my dress design
You may think my handbags are faddie
But Chinese pa-tents are where it’s at-
Since my heart belongs to Daddy
Yes my heart belongs to daddy
In a weird sort of creepy-ish way
Yes my heart belongs to daddy
Dad-da-da-da-da Daddy all day

More important than his caddie
Cuz I translate all the big words
And I whisper to my Daddy
“Daddy Dear, let’s bomb Muslims and Kurds”
My Nordstrum’s line was oh so fine
I even had skirts that were plaiddie
And Chinese kids won all my work bids
Cuz my heart belongs to daddy

I will defend him till the end
While sitting on his chubby lappy
I’ll make a mint
And hide his dementia
My heart belongs to Pappy

Yes my heart belongs to Daddy
So I simply couldn’t be mad
When he starts to fiddle-faddie
With the rights that all humans once had
And I want to warn you laddie
That I think he now mustn’t fail
I really need my Daddy
Cuz my husband is going to jail

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from Political Snarkasm (with one home​-​brewed bonus track at the end), released July 8, 2018

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Sandy and Richard Riccardi San Francisco, California

Rosie O'Donnell declared Sandy and Richard "MY FAVORITE NEW SINGING SONGWRITING TEAM" on Twitter this March. San Francisco- based Comedy Cabaret Couple, Sandy and Richard Riccardi are satirizing every thing within reach of a piano, specializing in progressive parody. Over 35 million views on social media. ... more

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