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Der Trumpenführer has been dreaming of a big, showy military parade where thousands of soldiers march by and salute him. The kind we generally never have, and especially not "just because we want one". Navy-Seal-Who-Killed-Bin-Laden, Robert O'Neill, who is also a Fox News contributor, hinted that this parade is not something the world's lone superpower should consider. "A military parade is third world bullshit," O'Neill tweeted. "We prepare. We deter. We fight. Stop this conversation." And yet, we do have this parade scheduled for the Fall. We believe it all to not just be a Narcissist's dream, but a ridiculous effort at playing the ancient game of "Rally 'round the flag, boys".

Music by Richard Riccardi
Lyrics by Sandy Riccardi
Rusty piccolo playing by Sandy Riccardi

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Rally ‘round the flag
‘tis a very ancient game
Boys and girls let’s fire up
Your patriotic flame

T’will make you oh so proud
Of the country in which you dwell,
America First! America First!
The others can go to hell

Rally Round the flag, boys
Don’t question right or wrong
Don’t challenge what we’re fighting for
Or kneel during our song

Don’t sit down while the president
Begins to lie and brag
To disagree is treason (OH!)
So rally round the flag

Old Glory will be flapping when she sees the big parade
Of soldiers tanks and guns and Bombs so colorf’ly displayed
Our president is vying to compete with General Kim
It’ll give him great big bonespur cuz he thinks it’s all for him! So

Rally round the flag, boys
Use your outdoor voice
Watch the soldiers, brave, salute
Him, ‘cause they have no choice

Pledge all of your allegiance to the great red white and blue
But emphasize the WHITE part that’s what Donald likes to do
So rally round the flag boys,
rally round the flag!

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from Political Snarkasm (with one home​-​brewed bonus track at the end), released July 8, 2018

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Sandy and Richard Riccardi San Francisco, California

Rosie O'Donnell declared Sandy and Richard "MY FAVORITE NEW SINGING SONGWRITING TEAM" on Twitter this March. San Francisco- based Comedy Cabaret Couple, Sandy and Richard Riccardi are satirizing every thing within reach of a piano, specializing in progressive parody. Over 35 million views on social media. ... more

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