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The Twitter battles between Trump and North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un have certainly kept us all nervous. Two egomaniacal, spoiled baby boys who hold nuclear codes and talk like sweaty, stupid 3rd grade bullies do not make for a general sense of calm. Trump started calling Kim "Rocket Man". Kim tweeted back that Trump was an old dotard. (A word hearkening back to high school British Lit. class, which means "old foolish man"). He also mentioned that Trump was just barking like a dog. Many speculations were made about these two men and their need to compensate for the size of their genitalia. We also bring up the alleged pee-pee tape from Russia involving prostitutes urinating for Trump's pleasure on a mattress once used by Barack Obama, since we were on a potty-talk roll. I really can't believe I just said that.

Parody apologies to Richard Rodgers.

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High on the hill was a lonely dotard

Lady ogle lady ogle her hoo hoo

Loud was the voice of the lonely dotard

Twit il-lit-er-ittee odle oo

Folks in a place that was quite remote heard

"Shady Compensaty for the wee pee-pee"

Lusty and clear from the dotard´s throat heard

Makey fun of flaky Donald Boom

Oh ho Rocket manny ee-ho Oh ho Barky bark dog

Oh ho Nambia Coffee, Nambia Covfefe ugh

A prince on the bridge of a castle moat heard

"Namey-Cally Namey-Calley big doo-doo"

He yodeled back to the lonely dotard

"Tame the old derangy US fool"

Soon General Kelly his head explodeherd

What the helly did he really say God NOOOO!!

What a duet for the prince and dotard

Escalatey Detonatey Boom

Oligarchy, Communarchy

Barry Barky, Leave your mark

Decimated Populatey,

For the wee pee-pee Compensatee

Four Russian girls in a Red Square d’hote heard

"Urinatey prostitatey who-hoo-hoo"

They yodeled back to the lonely dotard

Rubles or no bubles pay up front

Paul Manafort with a scheming gloat heard

Mueller’s got a warrant open up hoo hoo

Things don’t look good for the deranged dotard

Rigging the election what a cu-ogh cough cough

Oh ho Tweedle deedle deedle

Oh ho Twittle idle lay

Oh no no no

He did not just say that

Someone take his phone away!

Happy are they pee-pee small, pee-pee swinging

Pounding their chests like the apes in the zoo

We’ll all be dead for the peace h’aren’t bringing

(Fuck it just admit it we’re all screwed)

Russian Pee Pee, Hot Covfefe

Russian Hankling, Ego Wanking

Complicateyodlelay Demonstrateyodleyyee

masculateyoldeay

Dotard locked and loadard Bombs Away! Ha!





















All alpha dogs with testosterone singing
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Ummm (ummm)
Odl lay ee (odl lay ee)
Odl lay hee hee (odl lay hee hee)
Odl lay ee
Yodeling
Happy are they lay dee olay dee lee o
Yodeling
Soon the duet will become a trio
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Odl lay ee, old lay ee
Odl lay hee hee, odl lay ee
Odl lay odl lay, odl lay odl lee, odl lay odl lee
Odl lay odl lay odl lay
Hoo!



Compensaty Emasculatey for the wee pee pee

Namey-Cally Namey-Calley big doo doo

Complicaty What a duet for a (?) and dotard
Rocket Manny and the Nambia covfefe hoo
Nambia and Pambia Covfefe-hoo
Compensaty Emasculatey for the wee pee pee

Aggravatey eliminatey Populate Oh oh!
Twitter
General Kelly
Nambia and Pambia Covfefe-hoo
Twiddle dee dee twiddle doodle day
Men on a road with a load to tote heard
Educate the inarticulate hee hee

Men in the midst of a UN meet heard
Aggravat- eliminate Populate Oh oh!

Men drinking beer with the foam afloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

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Sandy and Richard Riccardi San Francisco, California

Rosie O'Donnell declared Sandy and Richard "MY FAVORITE NEW SINGING SONGWRITING TEAM" on Twitter this March. San Francisco- based Comedy Cabaret Couple, Sandy and Richard Riccardi are satirizing every thing within reach of a piano, specializing in progressive parody. Over 35 million views on social media. ... more

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