There Are Worse Things I Could Do

from Political Snarkasm (with one home-brewed bonus track at the end) by Sandy and Richard Riccardi

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Rosie O'Donnell tweeted in March 2017 that we were her "new favorite singing-songwriting team". AND she hinted that she'd like to come perform with us at our NYC show. WE WERE THRILLED!! She came *this* close to coming, but was in the process of moving back into NYC to start her new TV series. Since she played Rizzo in Grease on Broadway, we wrote her a parody of Rizzo's song, just to honor her and her infamous relationship with Donald Trump.

Parody apologies to Jacobs and Casey

lyrics

There are worse things I could do
Then go with a boy named Pu-tin
and though my cabinet’s
now filled with Ruskylluders, how
could you want to see me go?
That’s a thing I’d like to know

I could launder all my stacks
Celebrate the Russian hacks
What’s a billionaire to do
When the Feds are on to you
And they shout “Collusion!” too
That’s a thing I’d never do

I could screw the IRS
Report nothing, make them guess
Golden showers everyday
In Moscow I could play
And tweet Rosie while I poo....

I could hurt Democracy
Out of spite or jealousy
That Obama made me mad
So I got some help from Vlad
A fact I bet you never knew (nobody knew, nobody knew)
But to tell the truth to you
That’s the worst thing I could do

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from Political Snarkasm (with one home-brewed bonus track at the end), released July 8, 2018

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Sandy and Richard Riccardi San Francisco, California

Rosie O'Donnell declared Sandy and Richard "MY FAVORITE NEW SINGING SONGWRITING TEAM" on Twitter this March. San Francisco- based Comedy Cabaret Couple, Sandy and Richard Riccardi are satirizing every thing within reach of a piano, specializing in progressive parody. Over 35 million views on social media. ... more