Tinderly

from "UNPRESIDENTED" Parodies by Sandy and Richard Riccardi

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Dating in the age of electronics.....Tinder: The app that lets you put in how far you're willing to travel to meet a prospect, then has you swipe left through all the "undesirables" until there's a face and profile that interests you. Then you swipe right, and Voila! If they have also swiped right on your profile, let the games begin! Not judging. Find love, however possible! We're just grateful we met the old-fashioned way. Now get off our lawn!!

lyrics

A touch of sleeze is in the breeze, Tinderly.
It’s come to this to get a kiss, Tinderly.
Swipe left or swipe right,
It’s that kind of night,
We’ll meet geographically.

A face that’s nice on my device, Tinderly.
I can’t ignore the boy next door (if he’s free).
I’d drive (up to but no further than) ten miles for one of your smiles.
Unless a guy who’s closer by swipes right on me….

My love life sucks, I’m at Starbucks, mercy me.
My prospects dim, searching for him, desperately.
Well, here’s a nice guy,
I’ll give him a try (swipe right),
Oh God! He’s right next to me!

His photo shows a better nose, ain’t that swell.
He hid his gut; I hid my butt, what the hell.
His looks I’ll be lenient,
Just make it convenient.
To find romance with just a glance, so Tinderly

credits

from "UNPRESIDENTED" Parodies, released June 8, 2017
Recorded by John Simon. Parody lyrics by Sandy Riccardi. Piano arrangement by Richard Riccardi. Original tune "Tenderly" by Walter Gross.

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Sandy and Richard Riccardi San Francisco, California

Rosie O'Donnell declared Sandy and Richard "MY FAVORITE NEW SINGING SONGWRITING TEAM" on Twitter this March. San Francisco- based Comedy Cabaret Couple, Sandy and Richard Riccardi are satirizing every thing within reach of a piano, specializing in progressive parody. Over 35 million views on social media. ... more