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If you didn't know, in the world of Harry Potter, the bad guy is Voldemort. His nasty, fetid soul is divided into 7 hidden magical items called "Horcruxes" that, if found and destroyed, will ensure that he never rises to power again. We started looking for Trump's Horcruxes. You know. Just in case. Forgotten references may include Sean Spicer hiding in the bushes to escape conversation, and JK Rowling's "mandrake", basically a turnip with leaves growing out of the ground, that when pulled, proves to be a red-faced, baby-shaped vegetable whose cries will kill you. The music is essentially Hedwig's Theme in the Harry Potter movies, scored by the great John Williams.

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Horcrux number one is hidden
In Donald’s own toupee (or whatever that is)
And if you do dare to touch his hair
Your soul will be sucked away

Horcrux the second grew so fecund
In a peculiar place
The bush was thick, we pulled it quick
The mandrake with Spicer’s face

Horcrux number 3 was hidden down in the bow’ls
of Kelly Anne Conway’s soul
Shriveled dry by every lie and stolen by owls
then fed to a nasty troll

Horcrux number 4 is in the trickiest place
To find it would be an art
Deftly hidden in a tiny
Rock better known as
Paul Ryan’s cold dead heart

Horcrux number 5 is in a deep pit of sand at
Mar-a-lago Resort
If you try to dig you will be swallowed up and then
baked in a chocolate torte

Horcrux number 6 is hidden
In Mitch McConnell’s chin
It waddles and shakes and then it takes
Your healthcare (and with a grin)

The last piece of soul lives in the
Nesting dolls of Putin
Decreasing in size, they hide the cries
Of the tormented soul within
The search you must now begin...
McGonagall needs her gin…...

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from Political Snarkasm (with one home​-​brewed bonus track at the end), released July 8, 2018

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Sandy and Richard Riccardi San Francisco, California

Rosie O'Donnell declared Sandy and Richard "MY FAVORITE NEW SINGING SONGWRITING TEAM" on Twitter this March. San Francisco- based Comedy Cabaret Couple, Sandy and Richard Riccardi are satirizing every thing within reach of a piano, specializing in progressive parody. Over 35 million views on social media. ... more

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